It's a gorram miracle.
I can't find the original photo of these fully lined Eddie Bauer wool pants, which were given some winter wear last year by adding a new zipper over the old opening and moving the button over an inch.
There's been a lot of cake since then.
This year's model: cake happens. It happened all in the front, the back fits just fine.
Is this flattering? No.
Is it real? Yes.
Do I have a problem I can solve with sewing? YESSSSSSS
OH YEAH
2/10: Took off tabs and waistband.
Took out pleats, gained inches (about three on each pants front side)
This is gonna work. Using the original zipper.
I was prepared to take that off and add the fabric harvested from the waistband.
I am leaving the waistband and tabs for later. Someone may want them.
This is the moral of this story. If you have a well made article of clothing, over it's lifespan it may need to be many sizes. Alterations in costuming teach you to leave your options open, keep the seam allowances, and save the scraps for the future you can't possibly know or plan for. The trick is keeping those spare parts somewhere you can find them again. And yes, I have a spare parts drawer. I've also found pieces sewn into other coats or vests, tucked in the linings. Because you never know that the temperature is going to drop and You Have No Warm Pants.
New waistband. Nothing fancy, I'M IN A HURRY. Gonna be 20s tomorrow. I'm old. I got super cold at work today, in my chilly little hallway.
Wearing them right now (2/11)